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Dwayne Jackson, 19, Michael Jackson's fourth and youngest child, to take on first acting role, playing "Dalton Edwards" in "GTA 6 rival" action adventure mystery game "New Roswell". Set on a high-resolution recreation of the Greater Houston area, Dalton begins to suspect people are being replaced...

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After seeing what a success gene editing has had on white and East Asian people over centuries, the extraterrestrials turn their sights onto the most difficult humans yet: black Africans. Due to the complex genetic makeup of Homo Sapiens sapiens, achieving success in Africa may take up to 100 years

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Wife of man who gave away £411,000 of his life savings to a church "calls him loony" and says "people shouldn't just randomly donate all of their life savings to a church"

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Man wearing a "Heil Hitler!" and "88" mask attempts to stop minority-ethnic man from making his mortgage payments in order to try and cause a default and destabilize his household, but his attempts are thwarted by a group of Norwegian pirates.

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NPC insists he's not African, even though he 1)has an African name, 2)is black, 3)understands at least one African language and 4)even has parents who are understood to have originated from Africa. It is understood the NPC said this "because he didn't want to harm his prospects in life"

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Happy International Body Piercing Day, World Sand Dune Day and Global Smurf Day!

reddit's home for absurd humor **What *is* an AntiAntiJoke??** Well... * Jokes have funny punchlines. * AntiJokes have mundane, run-of-the-mill punchlines. * AntiAntiJokes have absurd, ridiculous, non-sensical punchlines. Here's an example: > **Q**: A man walks into a bar... > **AntiAntiJoke**: The floor of the bar collapses because it is made of *construction* paper. The man falls into the alligator pit below, where he befriends the alligators and lives happily on MinecraftOffline.net

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Happy International Body Piercing Day, World Sand Dune Day and Global Smurf Day!

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Casting call held for British, Irish, French and Dutch males aged between 16 and 30 who "can put on convincing US or Canadian accents" to play the role of "The Three Escapees" in the upcoming R-rated blockbuster movie Trombones, Daffodils and Mayhem.

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Deep Silver sells Nottingham-based Dead Island 2 studios Dambuster Studios to Finnish gamemaker Jopsen Games "for an undisclosed sum".

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Rockstar delays the release of GTA VI yet AGAIN to August 2026 after former UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon "politely" asks Rockstar Games to "replace all of the fat black NPC women in the game...with tall, attractive, thin young blonde-haired Scandinavian-looking women".

reddit's home for absurd humor **What *is* an AntiAntiJoke??** Well... * Jokes have funny punchlines. * AntiJokes have mundane, run-of-the-mill punchlines. * AntiAntiJokes have absurd, ridiculous, non-sensical punchlines. Here's an example: > **Q**: A man walks into a bar... > **AntiAntiJoke**: The floor of the bar collapses because it is made of *construction* paper. The man falls into the alligator pit below, where he befriends the alligators and lives happily on MinecraftOffline.net

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Latvian airline KopsasAir puts in a "special order for 6 Airbus A380s", despite the fact it was this station's understanding that Airbus would "no longer be manufacturing any superjumbos". It is unclear where KopsasAir got the funding for so many superjumbos...

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Leaks confirm that Rockstar has added in - at the last minute - more "tall and attractive young blonde-haired Scandinavian-looking NPC women into the upcoming GTA VI game" in order to "increase variety with a range of characters and have more young blonde attractive women represented in the game

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06/25 - Gene editing becoming more and more popular in China and Korea as more and more human genetic engineering research laboratories are being set up across China. "As many as 40,000 designer babies" could be born across China each year by 2055 as mental disabilities "become a thing of the past".

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A guest at The Savoy - a 5-Star Hotel - claims an undercover police officer pretending to be a guest keeps "playing baby noises" next to his hotel room. As if like something out of a horror movie, the hotel informs him that the room next to his...has been vacant for years. There's nobody there...

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Between 1766 and 1780, Leopold Mozart hired a "black double" - a musical genius "nearly as good as Mozart himself" - to "stand in" for his son Wolfgang Mozart on various occassions as well as compose some of Mozart's works. The double died in 1782 and was buried in an unmarked grave.

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I'm permanently relocating to Paris, France in the next few days, but still concerned about show of wealth. I drive two very expensive cars and usually wear expensive clothing. How out of the ordinary would this be?

Demandez ce que vous voulez à la communauté française de Reddit

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Man in Pennsylvania who "tried to meet up with a 15 year old schoolgirl for sex" shot dead after a paedophile hunter operation "goes horribly wrong". Shootout left 3 dead and 3 injured. The man was believed to be in his forties.

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Group of paedophile hunters in Pennsylvania engage in a shootout with a suspected paedophile who tried to meet up with a 15 year old schoolgirl for sex after the trap setup goes horribly wrong and an armed bystander "wrongly mistook the operation to be an armed kidnapping". 3 injured, 3 dead

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Dr. Bismeet Beniwal: "Consuming too much fruit, drinking too much water and eating meals too frequently could make you look mentally disabled on the outside."

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Rockstar Games says the reason GTA V didn't have map DLCs or the addition of another island around the same size as the original map "is because the game's engine is unable to support the creation of larger maps or huge maps like the Just Cause series".Cayo Perico is the only map addition since 2013

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6,000 LG televisions recalled across Western Europe following "spyware concerns". Meanwhile, over a dozen Marriott Hotels across Greater London and the Southeast ditch LG-branded televisions

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Bomb blast rocks black-only church in Overdean, a racially segregated community on Talos III, killing 77 black churchgoers. Police say culprit "is a suspected white nationalist". Overdean is a racially segregated community and reports suggest "terrorist threats" were made days before the attack.

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China shoots down a non-nuclear ICBM "disguised as something else", which was headed towards Beijing and vows to "take revenge" against India's "hostile actions". India has recently threatened to "wipe Beijing off the map". The tensions come amid the Russia-Ukraine and Iran-Israel conflicts.

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Six MI5 agents decide to test reports that a group of people are spying on the homes of two families in a block of flats in Bermondsey, London...by breaking into both flats and murdering all of the occupants..."just to see what will happen" and "what the spies will do".

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July 2025 - Gifted British pianist and painter Pascal Houdin sells his famous "Man on The Moon" painting for £33,000 after mystery European buyer buys it at auction. Houdin, 24, had begun to sell off some of his pieces in order to "raise more money for expenses, pleasure and entertainment".