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You can give anyone the ability to use chopsticks at will

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You have the ability to place up to 3 farts in a location separate from body and remotely detonate them

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You can walk in a perfect circle at will

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You can turn erasers into pencils

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You can always summon the appropriate word in suggestive type

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Someone parked really bad

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Does anyone else have anxiety pretty much every time?

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Having an orange

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I think this speaks for itself

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For sentences never before written, found in the wild.

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What’s the most unhinged shit you’ve heard before/after/during sex?

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26m send me your most unhinged memes

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You can bend mattresses at will

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Also how I like my tea(it’s very strong)

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How I like my tea

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26m I’m here to talk about the big questions

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You can balance and juggle any number of bowling pins

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You can get a fresh body once a day

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You have the ability to shine any shoe

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You can speak as slow as physically possible

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You can change your blood pressure at will

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You can turn someone first name into your first name by poking them

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Chair

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M26 if money and resources wasn’t an issue, what would you be doing right now?

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I made scrambled egg

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You can manifest a 6 ounce pile of applesauce in your hand

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